'We are standing in for the donkeys on Palm Sunday', say the Shetland Ponies, 'they are too busy plotting for bribery and city farm property again in our community and go even with a gun from Jesus Green into the crowds astray...'

'Who says we can't stand in for the donkey on Palm Sunday and have some fun on the way, when we are delivering to justice a murderous bloodthirsty Hun.' say the Shetland ponies of the Life Guard. 'And we also have orders to imprison across borders any nun, who threatened victims and whistleblowers or caused lives' loss with knives, a fire, poison or gun...'

By Sigrid Countess von Galen

'After all, we can be singing also in one tune, whilst carrying the King and Queen of Peace and Living Truth to their shared secret destiny without further ado, as they have long before been marrying and did even us animals to the greatest good for all of the one good God's creation attune, and we are, unlike the City farm's donkey, who plays to secret societies for bribery and property the monkey, to any evildoing immune, and are even the latest good news of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene safely without the pews noticing, to their true flock bringing, who gather independently from any bell ringing!

And we do not need immunity nor impunity, as we do not subscribe to greed as creed, and are also not, unlike the April's fools and latest freemasonry and Templars' recruits in every nation of their strategically messed up public transport system in need that purposefully traps all their targets and whistleblowers for assassination into blackholes and cul de sacs filled with Islington and Hackney mercenaries googlemaps, accordingly to moles!'

The Shetland ponies are an old community of special breeds, who were always loyal to Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene as their couple royal, and they are free of heretical creeds and free of greed! And they are only of true friendship and true love and basic happiness that comes with the former and a life in humility and selflessness in one's family and community in need, and it is the Shetland ponies, who have been also from the slavery of a savaging Orkney secret society freed and testified against many in faraway lands, who had invaded their island regularly with their murderous hierarchy!